“Whiplash the Dog-Riding Monkey, a Rodeo Hit” -Yahoo! News (Or, Voice of Bart Reaches for the Sky. With Money. Lots of Money.)

 Religion?……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… With today’s news of Nancy “Hope-I-Don’t-Get-Tortured NOW” Cartwright’s $10 MILL Scientology pay-off, we here at the Littlest Winslow are wondering when the spaceships are coming to save us, and how much money we’re going to need to give them. We want enlightenment too!! Seriously friends, Scientology? Forget planning for retirement, let’s plan for a fictional afterlife. Yes it’s the new fun thing to joke about, but it’s also very scary. Like woah. Our favorite stars are in a cult! And they’re running out of money! The Cheers lady, a certain Top Gun pilot, that Grease guy, and now Bart Simpson?? It seems that some people are way, like, sillier than you’d, like, ever, like, imagine ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… So, THIS JUST IN… South Park is probably the only real cartoon on TV that will continue to be brave enough to combat this mindless robot religion clan from alien hell. If they did a guitar hero eppisode, they’ll do another Scientology one. I LOVE that other eppisode they did, where Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet. It was banned, Tommy and the clan cut it from being aired, but (if I remember correctly) they showed it anyway. NICE. I guess we shouldn’t expect anything from Groening like this, I doubt they’re willing to lose the voice of Bart. And I doubt they want to be followed and harrassed. (But apparently the Littlest Winslow is cool with it.) But I say, fire her ass. I bet Azaria can do Bart’s voice.I like to think about the conversations going on behind the scenes at the Simpsons’ recording studio. Are they all business? Do they make fun of each other at work like everyone else does? And if they do, do they hold back on Nancy just because she’s INSANE!? I effing hope not ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… More importantly. While this WAS the top news story EVERYWHERE else, it was NOT the top story on Yahoo! News this morning. THIS was. And I’ll be seriously darned if that monkey’s not strapped down onto that dog ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… yesyes.

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