Poltergeist Remake = Stooooooooopid.

Why? Why is this even happening? No one can ever match Heather O’Rourke as Carol Anne. No one can be as creepy as that really small woman with the weird voice who just starred in Southland Tales (unless they get her back again…but she’s so old!) *Edit* I looked it up: Zelda Rubinstein. I’m one lazy son of a bitch.

Oh, but wait! As Paste reports, Stiles White and Juliet Snowden are on board! Oh, awesome. The writers of Boogeyman. THE PROJECT IS SAVED! (Note: my extreme sarcasm)

Remakes of Nightmare on Elm Street and now Poltergeist?

The genre of horror is doomed forever.


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