Two way awesome videos: Christopher Walken covers ‘Poker Face’, and the Weezer Snuggie

Posted in dog and pony show with tags , , , , on November 3, 2009 by NICK

I fuckin’ love Walken.

 

Heart Attack Pumpkin Seeds

Posted in I LIKE TO EAT IS THAT A CRIME!? with tags on October 27, 2009 by NICK

Made these last night and they were delicioussss.

Take 2 cups of raw seeds.

Melt down 1/4 cup of butter and mix that with 1/2 tsp. of the hot sauce of your choice (we used Frank’s X-Tra Hot). Pour melted butter concoction over the seeds and give it a mix.

Then, combine the following: 1 tsp. of Cayenne Pepper, 1/2 tsp. of Cumin, and 1 tbsp. of Chili Powder. Mix that up nicely and pour that onto the seeds. Mix again.

Bake the shit outta that sucker at 350 for about 45-50 minutes or until the seeds are crispy and delicious. Stir halfway. Stir again if need be.

These suckers are tasty, delicious, and HOT AS HELL!

TLW’s October MUST List

Posted in To care with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 20, 2009 by NICK

Wanna know the best way to hide the fact that you’re not blogging as much as you should be? Have a MUST LIST that encompasses everything you would’ve blogged about over the course of the past few weeks!

The following books, TV shows, movies, and other bits of obscurity should most definitely be checked out by YOU. With no further adieu, I dig the following:

1. Paranormal Activity

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The ‘Little Indie Movie That Could’ is continuing to turn heads and scare audiences silly. With a continued nationwide rollout, the film has steadily grossed almost $20 million and currently has an 86% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. (Not bad for a film that cost only $11,000!)

The movie is original, well-written, and brilliantly acted thanks to newcomers Micah Sloat and Katie Featherston. The kicker? It’s actually fucking scary! This is not one to miss out on in the theaters! Check local listings for showtimes as it’ll continue its reach in the upcoming weeks.

2. The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown

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Brown has his fair share of haters, but “The Lost Symbol” is everything you’d want and expect from a Robert Langdon novel, minus Tom Hank’s really bad mullet-thing. In “Symbol,” Langdon is called to Washington D.C. by a friend, only to realize that his friend has been captured by a mad man seeking the portal to The Ancient Mysteries – a hidden vault of wisdom held secret by the Freemasons of America. Langdon must stay ahead of the psycho and uncover the clues in order to save his friend and protect Washington’s many secrets.

Langdon is mainstream fodder by now, but damn is this a page-turner! And it’s cool for the story to finally head to America for a change.

3. “Anvil: The Story of Anvil” DVD

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This is the story of two childhood friends and metal heads who have been rockin’ together for 30 years. They’ve inspired bands such as Metallica and Anthrax, and musicians such as Slash and Lemmy, but they never broke or hit the mainstream.  “Anvil: The Story of Anvil” follows the two throughout their everyday lives and tries to examine how a progressive thrash metal band with so much promise never took off.  We see Steve “Lips” Kudlow and Robb Reiner work their boring day jobs while never letting go of their dream. We see remarks from their family, Lars Ulrich, Slash, and fellow co-workers. We see them tour Europe and play to 15 people at a time. In the early 80’s, they once toured with the greats, only to get left behind in the dust waiting for their day to come. But it never did.

The heart and sincerity of this film was quite inspirational. Lips and Reiner’s friendship and the trust they put in each other was touching. Their inability to quit and support from their loved ones truly shined through, creating a very realistic, yet heartbreaking portrayal of one band trying to make it in the harsh, harsh biz that is the music industry. A+ filmmaking. A+ documentary.

4. Survivor: Samoa

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Season 19 of CBS’s “Survivor” proves to be a hit after the boring dud that was Tocantins. It’s all about the characters! We’ve got Shambo – the mullet-sporting former Marine Sargeant outcast. We had Ben – an ignorant bar manager from California who told a fellow castaway to go eat “ketchup sandwiches.” And then there’s Evil Russell – a oil company owner who doesn’t really care about the money or who he steamrolls over in order to progress his game (Kudos on finding the Hidden Immunity Idol without any clues! Damn, man!)

Gabon was good, not great. Tocantins was a big letdown. That said, Samoa is proving that there’s still some life to this oldie-but-goodie and that CBS should re-up Jeff Probst’s contract (which expires after Season 20’s All Stars 2!)

According to Samoa, the tribe hasn’t quite spoken just yet.

5. The Noisette’s “Wild Young Hearts”

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Friends and fellow readers are probably sick of me talking about this one so I’ll make it snappy. The Noisette’s follow up to “What’s the Time Mr. Wolf?” proves that the sophomore slump is a thing of the past. “Wild Young Hearts” is eclectic,  groovy, and light-hearted. Shingai Shoniwa’s voice is at its best, while the rhythms and retro-melodies are fresh and invigorating. Download “Wild Young Hearts,” “Never Forget You,” and “Saturday Night” to see for yourselves.

Now if only the band will leave Europe behind and come play stateside..

6. Halloween!

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Best. Holiday. Ever.

Candy, pumpkin carving, heart attack pumpkin seeds, costumes, scares, ghosts and ghouls and the like – Halloween just kicks ass. ‘Tis the one month I actually enjoy living in New England. I’ve got a huge ass pumpkin waiting to be carved, I’ve got Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Pumpkin Ales on the menu, and a plethora of horror flicks to digest.

October is badass.

7.  Zombieland

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It’s bloody, it’s fun, and the opening credits play “For Whom the Bell Tolls.” And it has ZOMBIES! Need I say more?

Woody Harrelson was a badass southerner, Jesse Eisenberg played a coy college kid way better than Cera ever could, and Abigail Breslin and Emma Stone played a sneaky pair of sisters who conned their way to survival. The movie was funny, extremely entertaining, and had a mysteriously amazing cameo that I will not spoil! Everything in this movie fucking worked.

Vampires are out; Zombies are in.

8. Facebook

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Screw October, Facebook is in it for the long haul. And I must admit: I am Facebook’s bitch.

The countless hours I spend a week snooping around and being generally nosey could probably be better spent, but damn is it addicting. I’ve got all my friends and contacts in one nice, simple, easy-to-read mini-feed that tells me all I need to know to keep up with your life – and sometimes, too much even!

Basically – if I’m not friends with you on Facebook, I question our chances at friendship as the year changes to 2010. To those without Facebook: It was a nice little run we had and I wish you a lifetime of happiness.

9. Parks and Recreation

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When “Parks and Recreation” debuted, it seemed highly doubtful that the show would ever blossom into something of merit. The quirkiness wasn’t quite there, and we weren’t in tune with the characters enough to laugh at their small mannerisms. Upon watching the second season premiere, it was blatantly apparent that this show was going to fight to survive. And if you gave up on it last season, it’s beckoning for you to give it a second chance.

What “Parks” is now accomplishing is truly something to applaud. Utilizing its ensemble cast to the fullest, Amy Poehler and Co. aren’t simply emulating Office-like standards anymore – they’re surpassing them. From Nick Offerman’s deadpan superior Ron Swanson, to intern April Ludgate’s monotone and apathetic  hilarity, “Parks” is truly putting its secondary characters to good use, and that’s something that “The Office” has lots sight of in its past few seasons. (They’re totally overusing Jim, Pam, Andy and Dwight….what about some Kevin and Creed love!?)

Add in the fact that Aziz Ansari and Rashida Jones star in it?  I’d love to hear your reasons for not watching.

10. Foxy Shazam

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Foxy Shazam is an up-and-coming band that nicely blends shredding guitars, staccato keys, and amazing singalong choruses with the perfect hint of mild insanity.  Singer Eric Sean Nally dominates the stage and doesn’t give a fuck if you haven’t heard a single song – he grabs ahold of ya and never lets go.

And yeah…he’s mildly insane.

These guys are on the road with The Sounds and literally destroyed their opening spot in New York City. Their first album, “The Flamingo Trigger,” provides you with a hardcore and thrashy, while at times, abstract feel. Their second LP, my favorite – “Introducing Foxy Shazam” is a bit more structured. From avant-garde, to pop rock, to hardcore…I imagine the experimental rock of Foxy Shazam will continue well into their third record, 2010’s “Au Contraire”.

Download: “Dangerous Man”, “Introducing Foxy Shazam,” and “Wanna-be Angel”. Catch ‘em on the road with The Sounds through November 7th.

The real ‘Littlest Winslow’ had a baby?

Posted in To care or not to care, dog and pony show with tags , on October 20, 2009 by NICK

Jamiee Foxworth gave birth to an even littler Winslow this year?

Who knew! I smell a sister blog name on the riiiise….

Just kidding, just kidding.

Them Crooked Vultures – House of Blues, Boston

Posted in Concerts R Fun with tags , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2009 by NICK

Check out a few vids of Them Crooked Vultures at the House of Blues in Boston from Sunday. They killed it. John Paul Jones (Zep), Dave Grohl (Foos), Josh Homme (Queens, Eagles of Death Metal), and Alain Johannes (Queens).

The band played for a solid 90 minutes and played to perfection. A little blues, a little jammin’, a LOT of Rock ‘N Roll. Pics to follow shortly…

New Michael Jackson – “This Is It”

Posted in Muzik with tags , on October 12, 2009 by NICK

Until someone yanks it down…

It’s OK. His brothers sang the back-up vocals so the harmonization sounds prettaaaay, prettaaay good.

The new album hits stores Oct. 26th or 27th (depending on your country) and the movie of the same name is out for 2 weeks only starting Oct. 28th.

‘Paranormal Activity,’ the new ‘Blair Witch’?

Posted in Moviefilms with tags , on October 12, 2009 by NICK

With all the buzz surrounding this year’s highly anticipated horror flick, ‘Paranormal Activity’, we have to wonder: Will this movie create a Blair Witch-like phenomenon? And does it actually deliver the scares?

The movie surrounds a couple, Katie and Micah, who believes their house is haunted by an unwanted presence. The entire movie then unfolds via cameras set up by the couple to catch hard evidence of their ghastly paranormal visitors.

Made for only $11,000, if ‘Paranormal’ hits it big, it could very well be the most lucrative film we’ve seen since ‘Blair Witch’.

The movie currently has a limited release, but may release nationwide if buzz (and ticket sales!) continues. Check out the trailer below.

Demand ‘Paranormal Activity’ in your area now!

*edit* Word on the street is that this movie is opening nationwide on FRIDAY! Check local listings for more info!

‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ trailer doesn’t suck

Posted in Moviefilms with tags , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by NICK

Shocking, right?

First off, I love Jackie Earle Haley. I think he’s going to do some great things with this role. It may not be Robert Englund, but Haley is the next best bet.  And Englund is kinda old now – fanboys need to sit down on this one.

If the deaths are nice and bloody and the nightmares as scary as they used to be, this series definitely has reboot potential.

Let’s just hope it’s better than Rob Zombie’s Halloween was..

New Noisettes(!!!) – “Never Forget You”

Posted in Muzik with tags , , , , , on September 23, 2009 by NICK

I’ve listened to this three times in a row now, and I’m already obsessed.

New album drops next Tuesday!

(Embedding is disabled…click through to go to YouTube though. It’s worth it!)

Please tour the U.S. Please tour the U.S. Please tour the U.S.

Muse – ‘The Resistance’

Posted in Muzik with tags , , , , , , , , on September 23, 2009 by NICK

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I love Muse, but I only like “The Resistance,” the latest LP from the paranoid and synth-y Brit rockers.

Here’s the breakdown: Lead single “Uprising” is a quality tune, but sounds exactly like something off of “Absolution” or “Black Holes.” It’s the same old, same old, when really they should be leading with a ferocious new approach.

Tracks 2 and 3, “Resistance” and “Undisclosed Desires” are exceptionally amazing and other positive adjectives too! The album truly begins here with a good chemistry of classic Muse sounds and additional synths, while exploding with 80’s rhythms. Another favorite, Track 8’s “I Belong To You” is definitely way more complex than normal Muse fare. Pianos are everywhere with a steady hand-clappable beat served on the side. There’s a sweet, almost theatrical breakdown in the middle that segues back into the upbeat clappin’ and stompin’.

“I Belong To You” is the perfect precursor for Muse’s three-part symphony which begins immediately after: “Exogenesis: Part 1 (Overture)”, “Part 2 (Cross-Pollination)”, and “Part 3 (Redemption)”.  The symphony tracks are definitely commendable, but the liklihood of listening to this album start to finish is rather diminished. And that’s not even adding in the fact that tracks 5-7 fall off the face of the earth leaving a gaping hole in the album’s flow.

My high expectations of “The Resistance” + said gaping hole = like. I like the new Muse record. Though they definitely tried new things with the symphony tracks, “Undisclosed,” and “I Belong To You,” the rest of the record play out just like the last few Muse albums: predictable and safe, but solid. I almost would’ve prefered an entire symphony album. Now that would be ballsy!

Have we heard all that Muse has to offer after just 5 albums? I’m leaning towards ‘yes.’ But this album is still worth the 10 bones.